squareshapes&roundholes.

new years resolutions


1/ look left and right before crossing the road
2/check for lumps every morning in the shower
3/stand behind the yellow line at railway stations
4/avoid looking at people in  busy high street pubs
5/take 1 aspirin per day to thin the blood and prevent heart attack
6/wear plastic shoes when changing lightbulbs/drilling into walls
7/remember to change smoke detector batteries on a regular basis
8/ensure ladder is correctly positioned and set up before climbing
9/stop drinking bleach
10/continue to refrain from leaping off the bridge